"Thoughts" from the Throne

So here I am at my almost most manic. Right, so I went into the bathroom and flipped on the light and fan in tandem, and realized the implications of my doing so. No, I wasn't planning to stink up the joint, but I knew that my apartment-mate's room shared a wall with the bathroom, and I figured he didn't much care for the sound of another guy emptying his bladder. But that's a very common social expectation, and it's wrong. Because society shouldn't discriminate against people that LIKE listening to same-gender people urinate. But I did nonetheless, so I apologize. What a socially perpetuating fascist culture of non-urinators we are, and we never pause to reflect on this fact. Well, it's almost time! Because whose pee doesn't make a sound! All water splashes the same. But people shouldn't judge like that, because judging is wrong. And that is why freedom of speech and democracy can be terrible things. Loonies like me. Why should I be running off my mouth about how bad it is we don't sell mp3s of people peeing into different things? Why should we look with disgust at people that would enjoy recordings of urine expulsion into a bottle of Swiss One Multivitamin and Mineral? Because it's gross! It's not natural! What good reason would a person have for enjoying that!??

Use your head sometimes instead of stubbourn feelings and indignancies.

(Directed at no one in particular. I apologize for incongruencies between posts on this blog. I'm psycho. Oh, and I retract my earlier apology to those who enjoy same-gender urination sounds. Your existence [or the possibility thereof] makes me squirm. Thank you.)

And moral of the story is: don't necessarily listen to those who rant and rave. Especially me.